lachlan fairbairn
A smug YouTuber with a face so smooth it could pass for a baby. He wears his jeans rolled up like he’s trying to make his legs look like they’re from a different dimension.
'Lachlan’s face is so smooth, I want to kiss it.'
'His jeans are rolled up like he’s got a grudge against his legs.'
'He looks like he’s trying to escape a fashion show.'