Lachlan Barnard
Lachlan Barnard is a brain-dead loser who can’t even puff a cigarette without the wife giving him the eye like he just farted in her soup
He lit a cigarette and she said 'you're not even worth the smoke'
He tried to smoke and she said 'you're not even trying'
He offered her one and she said 'no' and walked away like he was a problem she didn’t need'