lachlan and rusty
Lachlan and Rusty are like a pizza and a bag of chips, they both exist, but they’re just different versions of the same stupid snack. They’re the same person with two different names and two different problems.
I saw Lachlan in the cafeteria. Then I saw Rusty. I asked, 'Are you two twins?' He said, 'No. We’re the same person. Just very confused.'
Lachlan sent a group message. Rusty replied to it. Both were mad about the same thing. Both were wrong.
My mom said Lachlan and Rusty are both on the football team. I said, 'Are you sure?' She said, 'No, I think they’re the same person with a really bad habit.'