lachlan and rusty
Lachlan and Rusty are like two different people who both got stuck in the same toilet, they’re both gross, both loud, and both are the same person. They’re just really bad at hiding it.
Lachlan texted me about the math test. Rusty texted me about the math test. Both said the same thing. Both were wrong.
I saw Lachlan at the store. Then I saw Rusty. I said, 'You’re both here?' He said, 'I’m both here. I’m both here.'
Lachlan and Rusty both got detention. My teacher said, 'They’re both here. They’re both stupid. They’re both the same person.'