lachlab
When Lachlan acts like a total piece of garbage and you rename him Lachlab for good and he will wish he was dead.
Lachlan called me a f***ing idiot in front of the whole class. Now I call him Lachlab every day.
He stole my lunch money again. I’m gonna make him Lachlab forever.
He made fun of my haircut. I gave him the Lachlab nickname and he’s gonna live with it.