lachlab
The worst thing you can do to Lachlan when he is being a f***ing nightmare and he will thank you for it later.
He said I was a f***ing joke. I called him Lachlab and he lost his job.
He mocked my bad singing. I gave him Lachlab and he cried like a baby.
He told my secrets. I called him Lachlab and now he’s stuck with it.