Lachinio - Lachinio was once a Rocket League god, now he's a washing ma

Lachinio was once a Rocket League god, now he's a washing machine salesman who cries when the machines don't work.

"I used to be a god. Now I'm just a guy who sells machines.", Lachinio, tweet to his old teammates

"I used to be famous. Now I'm famous for being sad.", Lachinio, Instagram post

"I cry when the laundry doesn't go through. It's that bad.", Lachinio, DM to a fan"