lacher - The name I was born with, and I wish I could die instead of

The name I was born with, and I wish I could die instead of having it

I would rather be called 'Lacher' than be called 'Lamer' for the rest of my life.

My nickname is 'The Lacher' because people can't stop making fun of me.

I got a tattoo of my first name, but my last name is still a problem.