Lachchu
Lachchu is a human disaster who steals your work, takes all the praise, and says everything else is to blame but his own stupidity.
He copied my essay, and I got in trouble for cheating. He said it was fate.
He got the job, but I was the one who went through the interview. He said the universe was against me.
He didn’t even do the homework, but he got full marks. He said it was a miracle.