Lachandra
She’s a walking fantasy with a butt that could beat up a cop and hips that make you forget your own name. She’ll be there for you even when you’re being a total idiot.
He said she was a Lachandra. I said she was a fantasy with a side of attitude.
She brought him a Lachandra. He brought her a coupon and a promise he’d never use.
He’s a Lachandra. I’m just the guy who got stuck with him and his coupons.