LaChance
A man who had the worst life ever and is obsessed with apples. He’s a f***ing jerk who lives in the Void and dances like a f***ing idiot to disco music.
That apple-loving, Void-dancing, f***ing idiot is the worst.
He lives in the Void and dances to disco like he’s been f***ed up by life.
He’s a jerk who thinks apples are the best thing ever.