laChan
LaChan is the human version of a clean bathroom, they’re pure, honest, and never let you down. Even when they’re being a weirdo.
LaChan showed up at my house with a bowl of cereal and a speech about my life choices. It was weird. It was perfect.
They called me at 3 a. m. to tell me they were ‘still pure’ and ‘didn’t need any more cereal.’
LaChan texted me: 'Don’t you dare let your life fall apart. I’m watching.'