laChan
LaChan is a friend who’ll stand by you even when you’re screaming at the sky. They’re loyal, loud, and never let you be the weird one.
LaChan showed up at my job interview and told my boss I was 'the best they come.' I got the job. I got a headache.
They messaged me during my breakdown: 'You’re not alone. I’m here. I’m loud. I’m drunk.'
At my funeral, LaChan would’ve played a song, cursed my ex, and probably brought cereal.