LaceyThorne
LaceyThorne is a silly cow who thinks feet are the best thing ever and loves to cut off people’s penises. She doesn’t care if you’re crying or screaming.
She showed up at my job and started licking my foot and said, 'I’m taking your balls next.'
She cut off my penis in the middle of a meeting and said, 'This is a productivity boost.'
She texted me, 'Your feet are ugly. I’m coming to fix them.'