Lacey, NJ
Lacey is a town where people judge you by where you live. If you say you live near the Walmart, they think you’re broke and probably have a pet rat. If you say you live over the bridge, they think you’re rich and also have a pet rat named Kevin.
Text: 'I live near the Walmart. My pet rat is named Kevin.'
Tweet: 'Over the bridge? You must be rich and have a pet rat named Kevin.'
DM: 'Near the Walmart? Bro, I bet your car is held together by duct tape.'