Lacey, NJ
Lacey is a town where people think you’re trash if you live before the bridge. But if you say you live over the bridge, they think you’re rich and probably own a goldfish and a pet rat. Also, the Walmart is there, and it’s kind of cool.
Tweet: 'Before the bridge? You must be trash and have a pet rat named Kevin.'
Text: 'Over the bridge? You must be rich and have a goldfish named Steve.'
DM: 'Before the bridge? I bet your car is held together by duct tape and a pet rat.'