Lacey-Mae
Lacey-Mae's are like your mom, they’ll help you out, but they’ll also tell you you’re a f***ing disaster.
Lacey-Mae gave me a snack but then said I was too fat to be cool.
She helped me with my homework, but she said I was a total brainless slug.
Lacey-Mae cried with me when I got in trouble, but then she said I was a total disaster.