Lacey Louise Babatz
A woman so fine it’s like God took a break and made her. She’s that good-looking, you’re just background noise.
I saw her, and I dropped my phone. It was like I was a fool.
My friend tried to impress her with his jokes and got laughed at. He’s now the town’s embarrassment.
She came in, and I forgot how to think. I looked like a confused idiot.