Lacetti
A flying car that aliens use to escape Earth. It can fly into space and not get crushed by meteors. It also shows up way too early, like it's got nothing better to do.
My Lacetti arrived before my alarm went off, then flew off into space like it was avoiding a traffic ticket.
The Lacetti got hit by a meteor and just bounced off like it was playing a game.
I told my Lacetti to come over and it showed up before my cereal was even finished.