Laceless vacation
when you go to a mental hospital and they take away all the things you can use to tie yourself up like laces strings and even the strings on your hoodie
My friend got a laceless vacation because he tried to strangle the nurse with his shoelaces
My dad got sent to the mental hospital because he tried to hang himself with a string from his hoodie
The school counselor got a laceless vacation because she tried to tie herself to the wall with a piece of yarn