Laceless vacation
when you get locked up in a mental hospital and they take away everything you can tie around your neck like laces strings and even the shoelaces on your shoes
My brother got a laceless vacation because he tried to choke the doctor with his shoelaces
My neighbor got sent to the crazy house because she tried to tie herself to the bed with her hoodie strings
The principal got a laceless vacation because he tried to hang himself with a piece of string