laced mutton
A woman who used to be a prostitute but now thinks she’s too good for that. She still wears her old clothes, but now she adds extra glitter and tries to pretend she’s in a reality show instead of just being a walking embarrassment.
'She showed up to the party wearing her old hooker heels, but with a glittery jacket and a fake tan that looked like it was painted by a toddler.'
'She tried to act fancy by wearing a dress, but it still looked like she was trying to hustle.'
'She called herself a ‘laced mutton’ because she thought it sounded fancy, but it just made everyone laugh.'