lace where
the wig is so good it looks like you were born with hair and the lace is just a cruel joke from the universe
My wig is so good I got called a natural by my grandma. She said I was born with hair. I said I was born with a curse.
This wig is so good my ex said I had a secret twin who was a hair god.
My wig is so good my barber tried to steal it. He said it was worth more than his soul.