Lacdjiv - Lacdjivs are fake food that only exist in your head, and if

Lacdjivs are fake food that only exist in your head, and if you eat too many, you’ll start dreaming about cookies and brownies.

I dreamt about brownies last night. Must’ve eaten too many lacdjivs.

Lacdjivs are real, but only in my head.

I ate a lacdjiv and now I’m dreaming about cookies.