LACASTROPHE
The guy who says 'winning' when he comes in second, like he's a loser with a trophy and a bad attitude.
He got a B on his test and said, 'I won the test, the other guy just got a B too.'
She got engaged, but it was to her ex, and she called it 'a double win.'
He got a promotion but had to move to the other side of the city, and he said, 'It’s a win. I’m winning.'