Lacadric
a person who is so obsessed with their name that they check urban dictionary every day like it's a job and they might get fired if they don't.
Lacadric checks urban dictionary 3 times a day. It's a full-time job now.
Why is Lacadric still checking urban dictionary? They're gonna get a promotion.
Lacadric: 'I'm not checking urban dictionary. I'm just doing my job.' (it's not.)