Labybug
A woman putting her juicy bits on a man’s face like he’s a sandwich and she’s the meat. It’s the exact opposite of a man putting his junk in a tea bag.
My brother got this from his girlfriend at a bar. He looked like he’d been hit with a cheeseburger.
My coworker got this from his crush at the office party. He walked out like he’d been cursed.
My dad got this from his girlfriend while he was watching TV. He turned the channel and didn’t come back for a week.