Laby-Boy
A girl who makes your Resticle look like a sad potato. Comes with a throne for sitting like a queen, and it shakes if you ask nicely.
My Laby-Boy showed up and my Resticle looked like it just got divorced.
She sat on my throne and said, 'This is my new home, and I’m not leaving.'
I asked her to turn on the vibrations, and she said, 'Only if you promise to stop being so loud.'