LABW
The LABW is a group of black women who think they're the only ones who can be happy. They're the most annoying, most dramatic, and most loud people in the whole world. They'll do anything to make black men sad.
My cousin's ex sent him a message that said, 'You're not even good enough for me unless you're with me.'
My uncle's girlfriend called him and said, 'You're not even a real man unless you're with me.'
My neighbor's mom sent a text to my dad that said, 'If you don't come back to me, I'll come to your house and yell at you.'