Labtec
A company that makes speakers and other audio equipment, basically the only thing that can survive your loud mouth and your worse taste in music.
My cousin bought a Labtec speaker and now his whole neighborhood can hear his terrible karaoke.
I tried to plug in my Labtec headphones and it sparked like it was mad at me.
Labtec is the only thing that doesn't break when my brother drops it from the second floor.