Labrum Boy
A guy who moans about his shoulders like they're his ex. He says stuff like 'I don't know about my shoulders' like it's a conspiracy.
'My shoulders are dying, I swear. I'm gonna need a wheelchair and a therapist.'
'I don't know about my shoulders, but I know my life is ruined.'
'If my shoulders weren't so weak, I'd be able to lift this pizza.'