Labrosnotic
A human who eats snot and has a labrador that smells like a garbage can.
Labrosnotic walks by my house every day. He eats snot and his dog stinks like a garbage can.
My friend is a Labrosnotic. He eats snot and his dog smells like my brother’s socks.
Labrosnotic came to my party. He ate snot and his dog pooped on my floor.