LaBronica
A week-and-a-half-long event where NBA teams throw free agents gifts like a group of kids throwing confetti at a birthday party, just hoping they’ll pick their team.
"They gave me a mansion, a Lamborghini, and a private jet. I said no. I’m a beast, and I’m rich.", Kevin Durant
"I got a golden toilet and a pizza empire. I said no. I’m a beast, and I’m fancy.", LeBron James
"They gave me a million dollars and a mansion. I said no. I’m a beast, and I’m loyal.", Jimmy Butler