labroin
A Labroin is a guy who talks big, but when things go wrong, he's the first one to panic. Still, he'll be there for you when you need it, even if he calls you a meathead.
Labroin: 'I'll beat you in this game.' He loses, then says, 'I just got distracted by your face.'
Labroin texts you: 'I'll help you, but I'm doing it because I feel bad.'
Labroin helps you move furniture, then complains about your back.