Labrine
A Labrine is someone who’s always looking out for people. She’s got a great sense of humor and will take your dumbass down if you mess with her family.
Labrine: ‘I’d let my dog bite you before I let you talk bad about my kid.’
Labrine: ‘I’d laugh at your dumb joke, but I’d also let you fail at life.’
Labrine: ‘I’d let my kid cry for an hour just to keep you from being annoying.’