labreja
A girl who’s so good at everything, it’s unfair. She’s the type of person who’ll make you feel like a loser, but you still want to be her friend.
She aced the math test, and I failed it. She just winked at me and said, 'Don’t worry, I’ll help you next time.'
She posted a picture of her doing a handstand in the hallway. I commented, 'How are you even human?'
She came to my birthday party with a cake, a gift, and a playlist. I asked her why she was so nice. She said, 'Because I’m labreja.'