Labrawolf
A labrawolf is a fake werewolf that only does half the job. They don’t kill people, they just tease them and rip stuff off when they’re mad, and they like showing off.
My labrawolf took off her shirt in the middle of the hallway and said 'you're not even scary.'
She bit my pencil and said 'you're not worth the trouble.'
She just walked into my lunch and took my sandwich like it was nothing.