labradoofus
A Labradoofus is a half-beagle, half-Labrador disaster that looks like it got hit by a truck and then asked for dessert.
My Labradoofus just stole my sandwich and pooped on my keyboard.
This dog is the reason I failed math.
I named my Labradoofus 'Sir Bloop' because he looks like a confused donut.