labormariticide
When you decide to kill your work-spouse because they're a pain. You do it with your shoe, and it’s the Dansko. The people who do this are either psycho or just really fed up with your work-spouse.
He kicked her so hard, the copier started smoking.
She sent him a DM: 'You’re dead to me.'
They fought over the printer. That was the start of the labormariticide.