Laboricide - Getting killed by work so much you’re like a broken toaster.

Getting killed by work so much you’re like a broken toaster. You’re just going to smoke and die.

I got Laboricide from my job. I came home and my mom asked if I was alive. I said, 'I’m just a ghost now.'

My coworker got Laboricide so bad he started smoking at his desk. The boss said he was a 'smoking legend.'

I got Laboricide so bad I started talking to my coffee. It was the only one who listened.