labored as a soldier
when you're so wasted you think you're in a war, and the pizza is your only weapon
I thought I was fighting the enemy, but it was just my roommate. I threw pizza at him.
I called my mom a terrorist and tried to punch the wall. I didn’t even feel the pain.
I had a pizza box in my hand and yelled, 'This is my last stand!' Then I vomited.
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