labored as a soldier
the glorious chaos of being so drunk and high you don’t know your own name, but you still manage to eat a whole pizza
I ate a whole pizza and then I cried. I don’t remember why I cried, but it was awesome.
I told my friend I was the king of the universe. Then I vomited on his shoes.
I tried to dance like a robot and fell over. My pants were on fire, but I didn’t care.