Labor-Tooth Tiger
They’re handy, but mostly for disasters like overflowing toilets, holes in walls, and random plumbing problems. You’ll never find them working for a contractor, they’re too proud for that.
I called a plumber. He came, fixed the pipe, and left. I fixed the whole house and now I’m arguing with the contractor.
My dog chewed up the floor. I fixed it, then painted the whole room, just because.
I had a small leak. Now I have a new kitchen, a new bathroom, and a new attitude.