Labor Day - The first Monday in September. It’s meant to honor workers,

The first Monday in September. It’s meant to honor workers, but most people just have cookouts, parades, and a day off.

I don’t care about workers. I just know I get a day off.

Labor Day is the best day of the year. I have a cookout and a parade.

I don’t know why we have Labor Day. I just know I get a day off.