Labor daugh
when your old man slips you a crumpled paper full of poop and you smoke it on labor day while wearing a pigeon suit and dancing like a fool, all while thinking the line of brown little guys behind you is trying to steal your lunch money
my uncle gave me a paper full of dog poop on labor day and i danced like a naked pigeon in a suit
i smoked a laxative-laced paper and walked around like a breakdancing pigeon
the brown midgets followed me for hours and i had no idea why