labophile
A labophile is someone who gets a hard-on from writing lab reports. They type with one hand and jerk off with the other. They can type one-handed better than most people can type with both hands.
I skipped the party to finish my lab report. My mom thinks I'm studying. I'm really just thinking about my GPA and my boner.
My lab report is so good, my teacher thinks I did the experiment. I just copied the numbers from my brother's report. And I still got a hard-on.
I wrote my lab report during lunch. My friends thought I was eating. I was really typing with one hand and eating with the other. And I got a boner.