labooboo - Labooboo is a goddess. She’s got more class than your mom’s

Labooboo is a goddess. She’s got more class than your mom’s perfume. She’s the reason why your best friend’s crush likes you.

Labooboo came to my birthday. My crush didn’t even notice me. He was too busy staring at her.

I asked Labooboo for advice, and she said, 'You’re dumb, but you’ll live.'

Labooboo walked into the store, and the cashier said, 'I’m gonna retire now.'