Labonita
Labonita is the gym’s ultimate queen. She eats like a beast. Her waist is tiny. Her ass is big. She don’t take no crap. Her parents are like warriors. She’s the reason why all the other women in the gym are jealous.
She brought her own food and I brought chips. She looked at me like I had just failed a test.
Labonita’s waist is so tiny, it looks like it’s hiding secrets. I asked her what they were. She said, 'Your gym membership.'
I tried to beat her in a burpee challenge. She did 50 while I collapsed.