Labonita
Labonita is the gym’s holy terror. She’s got the best form. Her butt is the reason why men fall in love. She doesn’t like trash talk. Her parents are like rock stars. She’s the kind of woman who makes other women want to be her sidekick.
I tried to talk trash to her. She did 20 pull-ups and said, 'You’re not even close to my level.'
She came in and my entire gym went from loud to quiet. I didn’t even know what was happening.
Labonita walked in and I forgot how to breathe. I just stood there like a lost puppy.