Labnify
Labnify is an email monster that eats your messages and poops out results so you can look cool in front of your boss.
Labnify ate my emails and pooped out a report. My boss said I was ‘efficient’ and I said ‘you’re just lazy’.
I sent out 20 emails and got 1 reply. Labnify said it was ‘insane’ and I said ‘you’re insane’.
Labnify tracked my emails and told my crush I like them. Now I’m getting a heartburn from embarrassment.